"I was in some kind of community, and there was this obviously gay guy and this straight guy. Then somehow the straight guy and gay guy switched, so the straight guy was gay, and the gay guy was straight. So now the straight guy was like this strong guy, looked very straight, and the gay guy looked like that skinny, awkward guy from 30 Rock, Kenneth (checking IMDB... Jack McBrayer). Anyway, the gay strong guy (they swithed, remember? Remember that. It's not that important but remember) said "I worship the squirrel," and the Kenneth guy said, "I don't respect the squirrel," and the gay strong guy picked up a red sweat jacket just lying there, and hit it against the table, then stormed off."

There were two more full parts to this dream, much more interesting than this gay crap, but this is all I remember. Wow, I couldn't have used gay more times in dream description. I'm going to count, using the Cntrl + F feature of Firefox... I said it 7 times in the actual dream, and two times in the description of the description here. Gay. Oops, now it's 10!