"I was sitting at some table, doing some kind of work. I was in the Holocaust. I had gone back in time in my life and that's where I was. I was so scared I was going to die but I thought that if I made it through before then I would make it through again, even though I had no memory of it. So, in synopsis, I went back in time in my life to something huge that I didn't remember. Anyway, Hitler was next to me, and I was talking to him and making him laugh, and I thought maybe then I wouldn't die since I was being friendly with him. But I was so scared I was going to die, realistically scared, and I was thinking how I wouldn't get to grow up and I didn't want to die, and I thought my only chance would be to escape. I knew that the Holocaust ended in 1945 but I didn't know what year it was. I checked my watch (it was an electronic watch so that didn't make sense...) and pressed the button to make the date come up and it said June something so then I just guessed it was 1944, although I had no way of knowing. For some reason I figured that I didn't have long to go until the end although it really was a long way to go. Then everybody was transferred out, and we were walking somewhere and Hitler said, "Okay, that's enough! You, into that building!" He was talking to me. I thought maybe he was letting me go but I walked in and there was a guy with a gun. There was also another guy in front of him, and I saw the Nazi shoot that guy, and for some reason it didn't scare me and I just saw the Nazi shoot and I knew the guy died but I didn't see him start to bleed or anything. So then I tried to run away but I was running all inhibited-like, and the guy shot once at me and I thought he hit, I felt like he had to have hit since I was so slow, but I didn't feel it, and then there were two guys who I used kind of as human shields, in that I was close to them and I thought then maybe the bullet would have less of a chance of hitting me. So then I got through, and suddenly I was like in this place with a lot of fire and I think fighting, and a nice looking soldier came out of a ditch in a futuristic suit (like 2007 suit, it's futuristic cause then it was 1940s), and he had a Heckler and Koch G36, and he helped me get to safety (this doesn't make sense because the G36 was invented in the 1990s and it is used only by the German military and Spanish military, so it would've been a German if anything...).

I was in a room, and my 10th grade math teacher was there. I told her that from behind, she looked like Kevin James (from King of Queens), and then I said that's not supposed to be an insult, it's cool. We were all filling out college applications to go to college for the summer to do something. I was filling out something for Devry, I had to write my name on a paper and on the back of a ticket. Then I thought, 'Wait, I don't want to go to Devry. They are supposed to be a bad school (not respected), so I shouldn't go there.' So I talked to my math teacher about it and she said that with Devry you could get started really fast but with any other school you have to go through an initiation process. By that time I was like the only one left in the room so I decided I would go to Devry but I had ripped up the application. Then I was in my house, I think I was putting on my shoes, and I saw the time was only 5:40, and I got home at 2:15 so not much time had passed and I was happy. Then there were these guys outside, most of them teenagers but one was older, and the older guy was talking about Algebra II, and how it was much more powerful in the olden days. He came into my house and said something about Algebra II and a helicopter. He asked what I wanted to do, and I said marketing, and he said that's good."

This is probably the longest dream that I've ever typed up here. Pretty neat. And yes, it is weird that I identified the gun in the dream as a Heckler and Koch G36, although I knew the part about 1990s and German Military/Spanish Military by checking Wikipedia. I was looking at guns last night, including the G36, so that's probably why it was in the dream.