"I was holding a pen, and this was a really good pen. It was somehow a pen/cell phone, and I don't know how the screen of it came up but somehow there was a screen, yet it looked like a regular, thin, silver pen that you twisted to make the point come out. And although it was a skinny pen it had a large screen. The only option I can remember from the screen is the option of "Antigovernment Tracking", which I always wanted to activate but never did cause stuff kept coming up. Anyways, I was trying to get to this place but I couldn't get there. There was something dangerous and scary about the situation, yet I can't remember if it was moderate or severe. I was talking to a woman and I showed her son the pen and she said to him, "That's a fake pen," and I got angry because the pen actually cost $99 (which I just realized at that moment), and I showed her how if you twist it the point comes out, and she said okay or something.

Then I was talking to Alex DeLarge on the pen, and that's when things got kind of scary. I kept losing his connection but I kept talking to him, and he was talking about how he was doing bad stuff, I think he killed 8 people, and he wanted to meet up with me. I kept laughing and saying stuff like, "That's cool" because I was afraid if I disagreed he would kill me. I don't think I ever met up with him, but I went through some scary places with the pen, I think."

Yes it's incoherent, what are you going to do about it?