Jokes and Riddles

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There is an island in the middle of a lake up in Maine (of the United States). A man travels from the main land over to the island. He rides over on a tractor. How is this possible?

Yo Mama Jokes


Yo mama is so old, when God said let there be light, she flicked the switch.

Yo mama is so skinny, she gets stuck in the rain.

Yo mama is so poor, when a boy stole her skateboard, she said "Give back the family car!"

Yo mama is so dyslexic, she couldn't read the terms of her life insurance.

Yo mama is so stupid, when you asked her if you could go to the mall, she took a knife and stabbed you in the foot.

Yo mama has such bad penmanship, she tripped over a peanut.

Yo mama is so hairy, she was mistaken for Robin Williams.

Yo mama is so blind, she can't see when a burglar breaks into her house and kidnaps her children.

Yo mama is so stupid, at the bottom of a form where it says "Sign Here", she put Pisces.

Yo mama is so deaf, she can't hear herself think.

Yo mama is so fat, I walked around her and got lost.

What is the only creature that can fly and can't fly?

Using the letters from "new door", change them to make one word.

A murderer is sentenced to be executed. There are 3 doors: One is full of fire, the other is occupied with the Chinese mafia, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Which of the rooms is safest for him to go in?

What flies when it is born, lies when it is alive, and runs when it dies?

On Maury (and this did happen), a paternity test was ran to determine which of two men, Dylon and Tyronious, was the father of Lequisha's baby. The paternity test showed both men as being the father. How is that possible?