Jokes and Riddles

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I can be told, played, cracked, and made. What am I?

What is extremely fragile and is only useful when it is broken?

What kind of driver does not have a driver's license?

A large man who works in a meat shop is 7 feet tall. What does he weigh?

Inspiring, insightful quote:

Slow and steady loses the race but then comes back with a gun and shoots the winner.

Upcoming Movies:
The 40 Year Old Surgeon stars Jackie Chan as a, well, 40 year old surgeon who is tired of saving lives and wants to start taking them. Co-stars Gary Coleman as the black side-kick who can't grow.

Indiana Jane and the Temple of Brooms features Angelina Jolie as a janitor looking for adventure. In a drunken haze, she stumbles into what she perceives to be the Temple of Brooms, a dangerous and mysterious cave. It turns out to be a closet.

Ratman is the emotional, heartwarming, family movie of the year. Action-packed and filled with blood and gore, Ratman is the tale of a man who dresses as a rat and fights crime, while robbing banks as a side-job ("Gotta support the family and my drug addiction," says Ratman frequently).

Bar Wars is the high-budget blockbuster of the summer. Harrison Ford is the bar keeper, Sir Elton John is the drunk with a knife, and Julia Roberts is the dead woman in the corner.

Crouching Child, Hidden Sniper. Use your imagination.