Codename: The Cleaner

Codename: The Cleaner got horrible, horrible, hoooorrible reviews. However, I thought it was a relatively okay movie. It had a complicated plot, kind of, but at the end I understood it when my friend thoroughly explained it to me. Let me say this, it was better than Riding the Bullet or The Cave (I didn't review that movie but it SUCKED), and there were some parts that made me laugh really hard. The action was minimal and unsatisfying, but it was better there than without. My favorite people were the janitors, they were funny, and the movie should have had more of them. That's basically all there is.

64/100, which, as I've said before, is the only interesting part of this review. And the numbers always change; sometimes its out of 10, and sometimes I don't even have it there. It doesn't matter, though, and it never, ever will.