Welcome to NonHomonyms, another little funny section of w4t3r.com. We've all heard of homonyms, which are a pair of words which are spelled differently, yet sound the same. An example is: would and wood, or word and ward (wait, that's not a homonym... whatever). Homonyms get a lot of publicity, but the nonhomonyms are left out, isolated from the English language. Well this is a web page dedicated to showing the world the list of nonhomonyms, which are words that are spelled differently AND sound differently, such as paper and vine. Any type of word is included in this list, proper nouns, interjections, if it's a type of word, it's in this list (except prepositions, those suck). More nonhomonyms will be added each week, sometimes sporadically each day, so the list will constantly grow! Back to w4t3r.com

Noodle and Man (submitted by: thenoodleman.com) Massive and Online (submitted by: rpg.thenoodleman.com) Chair and Boot Turkey and Nut Fried and Lightbulb Sick and Poor Computer and Defense Cider and Poster Superstar and Threat Tumor and Happy Drugs and Sword Scroll and Toenail Engine and Shotgun Persistant and Mourn Television and Note Hop and Pop Calendar and Fire Finger and Phone Breath and Stinky McDonalds and Fat Scissors and Eyeball Radio and Stone Cold and Buster Hammer and Smash Megaman and Shoe Cocaine and Michael Treasure and Trooper Carrot and Frog Thumbtack and Ball Sickly and Wasteful Worried and Dirtrag Rum and Coke Dude and Car Fist and Gut Burp and Patient Say and Deadline Penalties and Later Confused and Plans Rheumatoid and Arthritis Needful and Things Lower and Infections Test and Icicle Champion and Inter Survive and Die Roof and World Picture and Mind Map and Cajone Long and John AK-47 and FiftyCent Hydrangea and Carnation Jew and Muhammed Family and Guy Steve and Caramel Ride and Cowboy Step and Fall Ketchup and Katsup (submitted by: Ben Hitt) Remote and Earwax Boob and Tube Quincy and Watch Bracelet and Pig Soiled and Pants Million and Ant Number and Man Broke and Zip Manslave and Streetcorner Llama and Skylight Court and Bunion Audience and Color Whip and Handcuffs (submitted by: Jake) Yeast and Infection (submitted by: Nathan) Moonbounce and Vomit Muscle and Bust Address and Paul Slipper and Hizzy Bridget and Carry Excited and Genocide Supermarket and Videostore Howard and Afro Pimp-cane and Explosive-Gum Beer and Pyramid Nothing and Escape Again and Basketball Party and Heart Explosion and Socket Knob and Capillary Toehair and Electricution Unanimous and Fox Knit and Crate Alliteration and Allogation Prison and Break Twenty and Four Crestacean and Devonian Eyebrow and Italy Vase and Water Baloney and CristPuncher Hell and Satans Piggy and Intestinal Poison and Gaunt Pangborn and Alan Nettie and Cob Chalmers and Polly Eleven and Spikes Bart and Lisa Balloon and Warphole Tight and Zoom-Zoom-Zoom