Date of Entry: 5/14/07

There's only Zero Tolerance. You never hear about any other kind of tolerance. It definitely can't be other numbers. There can't be a One Tolerance, or a Twelve Tolerance, it has to be Zero. And you can't use anything else or it will sound stupid. A Little Bit of Tolerance, Some Tolerance, Fair Amount of Tolerance, it just sounds stupid, so you can't use it. That's what's wrong with America, people don't tolerate things because if they do, they have no phrase for it. If there was a phrase for A Little Bit of Tolerance that sounded better, people would tolerate things more, like drugs (weed) or double homicide or small things along those lines. But because there is only Zero Tolerance, that's all their is; zero tolerance.

I was talking about laser pointers today, and they are really cool devices. First of all, great for pointing. You know when you point to something, and the person keeps saying, "Where? Where? I don't see it." Well, with laser pointers, it's impossible to miss it. Also, they NEVER get old (as in, you don't get tired of them), and pointing the laser actually recharges the battery! Because I say it it's true. Also, great weapon. Point it in someone's eye, BAM blindness for life. And you won't go to jail for it, because when the cops come and the person tries to point you out, they can't, because they'll try to point at you but you can just keep moving out of the way. They'll never get a lock on you. Legally, a person must point at the criminal for at least three seconds for them to be convicted, and if you keep moving, the blind person won't get a lock on you. This is also better than the old "finger in the eye" because you avoid the ickiness. That's right, I said "the".