I just invented a phrase, in fact, I've invented many phrases. The phrase I just made up was "giving the screws". I basically reworded "I got screwed." Here's an example of this phrase in action.
Me: You just gave me the screws!
Other person who gave me the screws: What? All I did was steal your car, and it was 10 minutes ago! Stop living in the past man, it's time to move on.
I've also created the terms, piss chunks, and exhilaration hole. Here's the official definition of piss chunks:
When one urinates and the process is excruciatingly painful and/or small solids come out. Can also be used for regular, casual urination.
And for exhilaration hole:
A phrase used to describe the level of pleasure you are feeling in an exhilarating or extremely pleasurable activity. Three levels are normally used: Tickled, Squeezed, and Caressed.
Yes, they are extremely odd, but fun to say.

Forgive me, but here's another Maury rant. My God, I mean, there's this woman who is testing the eleventh possible father of her child, and he was just proven as not the father. That means this girl has had sex within like a month's time period with more than 11 people. She doesn't deserve to find the father, that idiot. ELEVEN PEOPLE TESTED, ALL NOT THE FATHER. Wow. Then there was another girl who had fraternal twins (came out the same time but looked different), and each child was from A DIFFERENT FATHER. She was carrying two babies from two different people. I'm not even sure how that's possible, but the paternity test proved it so. Well, the tests are only 99.9997% accurate, so maybe the 0.0003% kicked in, but I doubt it. In the words of Mad TV, "It's crazy as hell man, it's crazy as hell!!!"