Sometimes in the criminal justice system, when a young person is put on trial for something, the court has to decide whether to try that person as an adult. Well, I've discovered the perfect test, a test that separates the boys from the men, the girls from the women. I think the boundary between children and adults is whether or not a person will walk through a puddle or around it. If somebody walks around a puddle, they're an adult, and if they walk through it, jump in it, or splash it, they are children. So a court could just place a person in an alley, and not tell the person what the test is. They would just say "walk to the end of the alley." Somewhere in the alley, there would be a large puddle, and if the person arrives at the end of the alley wet they are a child, but dry, and they are a man (or woman)!

How come there is no word to describe "tens". I mean there's hundreds, thousands, but when we need to say tens, noooo, doesn't work for that. You can't say you made tens of dollars, you can say hundreds of dollars, but not tens. The closest thing is dozen, but that sounds horrible, I just won dozens of dollars, I threw dozens of eggs at those houses (well, it works there, but you get the point). When they were making the English language, how did they miss that? I mean, come on, it's right there. It's time that the creators of languages step up on their game, and anticipate all the problems that are going to arise. Bunch of deadbeats, that's what they are.