I recently saw cirque du soleil (which I thought was spelled cirq des ole), and it was incredibly, INCREDIBLY, weird. Parts of it even scared me. There was a part in the show where one of the actors says "I'm happy this is a dream, because this is really; really; REALLY; weird", and then there's more dancing and exotic maneuvering. At the end something exploded in the ceiling and confetti started falling down. Then they started throwing these HUGE balloons into the audience, and everyone was hitting them around. While all this was happening, the actors were bowing and all that stuff, but I wasn't looking, I was focused on the balloons. Jesus Christ they were huge, I mean, sweet Jesus! So I didn't manage to hit a balloon at first, but when people started leaving, I started chasing one (with dignity), and I had to get there fast, because a lot of them were popping. I managed to get a touch on one balloon, but there were other people and I was leaning to get it. But then the second, and final, time I touched one it was all me. Somebody had pushed it very high into the air, and it was coming down. So finally it got low enough for me to push it, and I gave it a push. Man, for a balloon, that thing has power! I pushed it up, but I got knocked back and almost fell over a seat. I could have broken my neck and died, and man, that would have been an awful way to go... killed by a balloon. This image actually is the end of the show, but I don't think you can make out the balloons.



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So, I got home from it, caught the end of Mad TV, and watched The Fresh Prince of Bel Air after. Then I had one of the weirdest and most frightening dreams in my entire life. Forgive me, but some of it is hard to remember. Well, all I remember is there was this girl, and she got mad at me for some reason, and stormed off. I don't know where this came in, but there was a part where she was clamping my skin with some weird tool and then putting glass into it. Next I heard she had died somewhere, and me and this team of people went to go get her or something. She was in this house, and we got there, and I thought I saw something moving in the house. So my team moved in, and then I saw she was there. She started acting weird, so I pulled out my pistol and started shooting at her. She wouldn't die, and I even started shooting at her face. So then she started doing that skin clamping thing to my team mates, and then we go in this fight and she was trying to kill me with a staff. Maybe this doesn't sound scary but oh it was, it was. So I ran out of the house, and some of my team was still alive (some were dead) and we saw this dark figure approaching us. I ran away, but I came back and it turned out to be Mr. Burns (this just keeps getting weirder and weirder). Wait, there were two dark figures, the first was Homer Simpson but he didn't really do anything, and THEN Mr. Burns came. We (Me and Mr. Burns) both went into the house and the girl was still there, and I forget what he did but we managed to capture her in this jar. It was freaky. So, me and another team guy were like the only two people that survived, I believe there were seven of us. So we go back and we give the jar to this guy, and he opens it and the girl escapes. Then she starts killing people left and right, and everybody is running away. I'm running, and eventually I see Uncle Phil (from Fresh Brince of Bel Air), Will, and Carlton. Uncle Phil says something, and then I make a joke about him being bald, Will and Carlton laugh, and the dream ends. Wow that was one scary dream.