Stephen King is my favorite author, man, he is SUCH a great writer! I've listened to a few of his books on tape, which include (in order of being listened to): Pet Sematary, Desperation, Dreamcatcher, Needful Things, Desperation (I'm listening to it again since I forgot everything that happened, as I did with Pet Sematary). I've read From A Buick 8, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, The Dead Zone, and I'm reading Cell. Man, that is one of his scariest books. I was reading it last night, at like 1:00, and I stopped reading because if I kept going on I would've been too freaked. God I love Stephen King, if I could meet him, I probably would. I'd get his autograph and hang it on my wall. However, being the greedy bastard I am, I might sell it, maybe even for $20. That's how much I love money, I will sell priceless objects for an Andrew Jackson. Sometimes I call bills by the President that's on 'em.

"Alright, just put fifty Benjamins in the bag and everybody get out alive. Are you looking at my face? DID I SAY YOU COULD LOOK AT MY FACE! *shoots bank teller dead* Anybody else want to take a gander? HUH?!"

That's just one example where you can replace the dollar value of a bill with a President's name.

Have I talked about Price is Right before? Probably, but I don't care. Whenever they show prices on that show, they always describe them. Take the showcase for example, let's say they're giving out a dining room. Rich Fields (the announcer who replaced Rod Roddy, or Rod Robby, or something, that bastard, god I loved Rod Roddy, he was so awesome. I remember the first day that Rich Fields replaced him, all I can say is I cried myself to sleep that night. Wow, this parentheses thing is streching on too long, better end it) would say, "The first prize is a new dining room *holds for momentary applause*. Provided by the Ashlee Furniture company, this dining room comes with a table, some chairs, and some wood polish to keep it sparkling clean. Good for shining and sniffing, take it from me!" Sometimes they give out $1,000 as one of the prizes in the showcase, but they don't describe it. I think they should start. Rich Fields would say, "This $1,000 can be used to purchase anything; buy food for your family, convert it to quarters and throw it at bums, even put it in the bank, you pathetic loser. Produced by the US government, these 1,000 US Dollars are rapidly decreasing in value, so use them fast!"