Why are there so many freaking dance movies out? I can't remember the names for them all, but I think what started the spawn was "You got served", which came out a few years ago. Me and my friends were like, "Oh this movie looks so cool" because it showed a guy skidding across the floor by his head, but none of saw it, and it actually turned out to be a horrible movie. Now there are all these damn dancing movies, there's that one with Antonio Banderas, and Step Up, that's a name I remember, and I think there's another out right now. It's BS, they gotta stop making these crappy movies, they all suck and gross less than a Russian independent film.

God, that new movie, Zoom, that looks so horrible. It's so horrible, in fact, that it feels awkward whenever I see that commercial with friends, like we're watching TV, that commercial comes on, and I'll just, you know, pull out my shotgun and start shooting stuff, just until the commercial ends, you know? But then I usually have to leave, because either my friend gets really mad that I broke his "antique he bought for $7,000" or I accidentally killed him and have to escape before the police arrive. But man, that movie looks so bad, I can't believe Tim Allen agreed to do that movie. As if he isn't rich enough from being on Home Improvement (is that show even on anymore?), he has to demean himself by being in these horrible movies. It's sad, I'm going to end up walking out of that movie, somebody is going to see me, and I'll have to make up some excuse about why I was there.

"What am I doing here? Oh, I was just seeing it with my grandma... she doesn't really know what's going on anymore, I just wanted to take her to a nice movie, so we could spend some time together. Come on Grandma." *grabs random old lady*
"Get your hands off me! Police! POLICE!!"
"See? Doesn't know what's going on..."