You always hear about rapists-murderers, or burglary-murders, stuff like that. But what about those lesser known crime combinations? Like shoplifter-rapist, or jaywalker-arsonist? That's a good one, jaywalker-arsonist, jaywalk across a street and burn a building down. I can just imagine the court case for that, lawyers arguing.
"My client did not jaywalk, he was clearly on the crosswalk and there was no precidence for his accusal of that!"
"Okay, we'll drop the jaywalking charge, but there's still the arson."
"Oh, well, it's clear he did that, I mean, I'm his lawyer and I saw him do it, so... I rest my case. I think the jury will do the right thing here."
Here are some other odd crime-combinations:
Graffiti-Rapist
Torture Master-Shoplifter
Chronic Sniper-Vandalizer

I suck at making these.

I was a Cosmopolitan on the magazine shelf at a Giant today. I've seen Cosmos before, and on every single one, the front page is covered with things about sex. "How to make your man go wild", "10 Hot Tips to having great sex", and today I saw "101 Great Tips to try before you die". How the hell do they come up with "tips" every magazine, I mean it has been going since the 70s (I know that because of That 70s Show, ha ha). They have to have repeated certain things at least 178 times, AT LEAST. They need to start doing new things, besides all those damn sex tips. Here's a headline for ya:

15 Sizzling Tips for knocking a man/woman out in a bar, bringing them back to your place, robbing them and stealing their kidneys, leaving them in a bathtub full of ice, and getting out without them knowing a thing.