I like to watch the Feud, that is, the Family Feud. Good show, I like Richard Karn a lot. There have been a lot of hosts, there was that one guy who kissed everybody, then there was another guy, perhaps another guy, then Louie Anderson, then Richard Karn, my favorite, and now I'm sad because Karn is going to be replaced by the guy who played J. Peterman on Seinfeld, although I don't know his real name. I hate to admit it, but I'm excited. I do like him, and I'm interested in seeing how he's going to do it.

Another thing about the Feud... before each survey, they said "We surveyed 100 people, top X answers on the board"... so, the points should add up to 100, because each point is one person who said that answer. And of course, if it's the double round, they should be 200, triple should be 300. But the majority of the time, it doesn't add up to 100 (although I have seen a few times where it is), it's like 97, and sometimes as low as 83. Where the hell are the other people? Did the Feud just decide their answers weren't good enough or something? I don't get it.

There are a lot of things I hate. Let me make a small list, and then I will go through the list, explaining each thing of which I do not like. I must warn you, some of the things I hate might, no, WILL, offend you. If you don't like being offended, cover your nose. Why your nose? So you'll stop breathing. But then there's the mouth... oh, now I have a problem. Whatever, here's the list:

Wallets
Cell Phones
Alcohol & Cigarettes
Swiss Cheese
Live Links (and the such) commercials
Those meddling kids
New forums
n00bs

I hate wallets because they are too "professional". Cell phones because everybody has them and they are overused, overpriced, and too commercial. Alcohol and cigarettes because they are deadly, in more ways than one. Swiss Cheese because it looks like it will taste good but it doesn't. Live Links commercials because they are awkward. Those meddling kids are always getting in my way when I'm trying to scare people out of town so I can claim the hidden treasure. New forums because the admins think their forum is great and have strict rules, but nobody to enforce the rules on. And n00bs, which includes but is not limited to, n00bits, n00bsicles, and n0bbits. I made those words up.