Here we go, another commercials rant. Don't worry, I'm starting to run out. If you asked me what my favorite commercial was, I'd say the bladder control ones, and one imparticular. In one of them, a woman is talking about her problem, and she says "sometimes, I don't make it to the bathroom in time." The image that presents in my mind is that woman, running futily for the bathroom, in an attempt to relieve herself in dignity. Then, just a few feet from the bathroom, she cracks and just releases the waste right in the middle of the hallway, or wherever. What if she is a teacher, and has to run out of class to get to the bathroom, and then some other kids walking down the hall sees a teacher start peeing on the ground. That'd be weird. I bet the company who hired that woman had to pay her like $50,000 to do that commercial, because if her parents, friends, or whoever saw her say that on TV, they'd probably break all ties with her, and that's gotta be worth at least 50G.

Sometimes I think about killing myself. No, this is not an emo sad rant, just to clarify. In fact, I think everybody thinks about killing themselves. Like one time, I was at a friend's house, it was a party, and there was a bowl with skittles in it. And I thought to myself, "What if I just poured this bowl of skittles in my mouth, ran around the room, then choked on the skittles and died?" It would be funny at first, everybody laughing, then they would realize I wasn't breathing, and that warm Skittle Juice was oozing out of my mouth. Someone would call 911, and ambulances and police would come. One of the police would ask what happened, and someone would respond, "Well, we were having a good time, no alcohol, and he just shoved the Skittles down his mouth and died. However, it was the tropical flavor, so I imagine he died a tasty death." Doesn't anybody else think about stuff like that?