Date of Entry: 9/13/06

The price of airline tickets is getting higher and higher. Why? It's not just because of the price of fuel, it's because of something else. Airlines are having to raise prices because they're having to carry more weight, because America is getting fatter. That's right, obesity is DIRECTLY responsible for the price of your airline ticket. So the next time you're at the airport, and you spy a fatty, insult him, tell him to lose some weight so you won't have to pay so freaking much for a ticket. Some airlines are making fat people pay for two seats because of their large size. I think all airlines should do that, because I'm sure when fat people find out they have to pay for two seats, they say "I'm going to another airline!", but if all the airlines do that, they'll have nowhere to run. Not as if they can run though.

I read an article in Newsweek called "The New First Grade." Apparently, first grade is getting really hard, and kids are failing it. Ha, failing first grade, I didn't even think that was possible. Society is now putting focus on kindergarten and first grade, instead of high school and college, which is what really matters. People are blowing college money on kindergarten. KINDERGARTEN! Nobody cares about kindergarten! When people ask you where you studied, you don't say "I studied at Happy Bunny Kindergarten School", you don't say that, you say the college. It's stupid. Here's the thing that really got to me... there is a line in the article that says, "We heard that kindergarten was going to be brutal." That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, I'm serious. Kindergarten being brutal. Kindergarten is easy, even if they are making it a LITTLE harder. What I can remember of kindergarten, all we did is eat, play outside, play inside, and play a computer game where we had to help a bear escape from prison. I only remember doing work once, I'm serious. So when somebody says "kindergarten is brutal", I get a little irritated.