Date of Entry: 9/22/06

Did you know that in Israel, they only get one day off. So school's start on Sunday, not Monday. Think about it: A Saturday night is a school night. That sounds really weird. And not only that, but when you get older, school goes longer! I guess that's why Israel is so technologically advanced. But here's what I was really thinking about. Here's a scenario to illustrate (with words).

*Friday, End of School Day*
Teacher: Remember kids, Sunday is off, so enjoy your extra long weekend.
Kid #128: Yes! Two day weekend!
Kid #62.11: *SCREAMS* SWEET! YES YES YES OH GOD YES! Screw you teacher! Now there's 48 hours between me and you! SQQUUUUAAAAKKKK.

LifeAlert is a great invention. It's a button that you press, and people come to help you. It's for the elderly and crippled, but I want one too. Then I wouldn't have to go through the excruciatingly difficult task of pressing those three special buttons on the phone. However, if I did get a LifeAlert thing, it wouldn't work too well with me. I would press the button for everything. If I saw a spider, I would press it. If my sandwich was a little cold, I would press it. If a burglar was threatening he would kill me and my family, I would press it. As you can see, I would press it whenever I was approached with a small dilemma. It just wouldn't work out for me.