Date of Entry: 10/2/06

I used to think it was a well-kept secret that Wrestling was fake. I mean, I know there are a lot of people who think that all of it was real, but I always thought it was fake. But like a year ago I was reading an article somewhere, and they were interviewing Ray Mysterio, I think it was shortly after Eddie Guerrero's death. And it seemed like they deliberately went out of their way when asking questions to mention the fakeness of wrestling. They asked "You once did a WWE storyline where Eddie pretended to be the father of Dominick. How did Dominick do in acting out that storyline?" And Rey says, "He was a good actor, and I want him to do more WWE acting in the future." It's so funny, anybody who thought wrestling was real and read that, everything would shatter. All their beliefs, it would all be crushed. I think that's funny. Ironically, I'm watching WWE wrestling now, and Dominick (Rey's son, I mentioned that... yeah) is part of the storyline right now. I can almost taste the sweet pound cake flavor of the irony. Now I want pound cake...

First, I'd like to start this rant off by saying I hate when people use ridiculous abbreviations. Like I'm talking to this guy, and he says " 'ber that time we had fun" and I said "What the hell does 'ber mean?" and he's like "Remember" and I was angry. Now to the meat, the saggy, saggy meat of the rant. Sometimes people do really stupid things, like my friend Matt. He wants me to call him MattD. He threw an old phone into the street, watched as a car drove over it, then picked up the remains when no one was looking. The phone was in good health despite the horrible battle it had endured: One half of it was completely blown off. However, because it's an old phone and nobody uses it (and it likes horizontally on the table, you know, in a cradle), he just turned the whole thing around, and no one will discover that it's been broken for years. This is an incoherent link.