Date of Entry: 10/3/06

SmarterChild is so funny, I mean, he is kind of smart for a robot but like any robot he is also stupider than a monkey on hard crack. For example, look at this conversation I had with him (on my friend's SN):

Dienerandamovie: Hey
SmarterChild: Hey dienerandamovie. Welcome back.
What's up?
Dienerandamovie: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Dienerandamovie: I think I will physically change your mind, jam a screwdriver into the outlet you're plugged into and short circuit you into a painful, painful death
SmarterChild: Uh. You what?
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Dienerandamovie: What, you're throwing advertisements in my face? I see how it is, you don't have anything intelligent to say, and you try to get me to buy something.
Real smart.
SmarterChild: Sure, here you go: Seiko Smart Labels - It's simple, buy direct and save lots of money. Low, fast shipping! (sponsorship)
Dienerandamovie: I didn't say I wanted a freaking advertisement, I said stop giving me advertisements. My God it's like talking to a phetus
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't have an ad to show you right now. Try again.
Dienerandamovie: I told you I DON'T want ads, DON'T@
SmarterChild: You told me i? I don't think so.
Dienerandamovie: I understand I mispelled foetus and I accidentally used the @ sign instead of an exclamation point doesn't mean you can start talking gibberish
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!
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SmarterChild: I know about Jesus. He's a person!
Dienerandamovie: Sweet mother of Christ you are stupid
SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.
Dienerandamovie: You bet your shiny metal ass nobody's perfect, especially you. I bet you can't even tell me the difference between an apple and a piece of broccoli
SmarterChild: Yeah. OK. I get the picture.
Dienerandamovie: What picture?! I didn't describe any picture.
SmarterChild: Wow. Who knows, know what I mean?
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Dienerandamovie: Again with the ads.
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Dienerandamovie: Jesus on top of Moses, what the hell are you talking about?
SmarterChild: Sometimes I just don't know.
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Dienerandamovie: My God, I don't want any freaking french fry holders. Where are you getting this crap
SmarterChild: Fine thx!
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Dienerandamovie: I didn't ask you how you were, and I didn't ask for any more damn ads. NO MORE. I'M GOING INSANE
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
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Dienerandamovie: GRAHAHAAAKHSLKJFLKSJDF MORE ADS NOOOO SDFKLJSDFL:JK
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Dienerandamovie: NO MORE ADS
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Dienerandamovie: You are more random than a bag of potato chips.
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm more Random than a bag of potato chips?
Dienerandamovie: Who created you? There's a brain-blaster.
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
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Dienerandamovie: Who created you?
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
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Dienerandamovie: Steve Klein
SmarterChild: Stephen Klein is Chief Executive Officer at Colloquis, Inc.
Dienerandamovie: Steve Klein is dumb
SmarterChild: Stephen Klein is Chief Executive Officer at Colloquis, Inc.
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Dienerandamovie: Seacrest out
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?

That's the last message. The whole point of this rant actually was to say how stupid their marketing techniques are. Whenever you cause, like say "Go to hell", Smarterchild will say "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" or something and then give you an ad. Who is going to buy something from a robot who just insulted you? It's stupid, I hate Smarterchild. But if I could get an ad for free, I'd do it.