Anybody seen the movie Robocop? One of the famous scenes (Family Guy made fun of it) was in the first movie, when the cop gets shot like 100 times, then gets turned into Robocop. Then Robocop goes around shooting lots of people, blood everywhere, people getting shanked left and right. So about 7 years ago, I think, I know it was a LONG time ago, there was a Robocop cartoon. Surprisingly, I can still remember it, and by remember it, I mean remember one thing, and that is he never used his gun. I thought to myself, "Why the hell isn't he using his gun?" Now, in present day, I realize that it's because it was a children's show, but I thought it was weird how they turned an incredibly violent, R-rated movie into a show for kids. They've done it with other movies to, well, I think so. I think they should turn Hostel into a children's show. That would be interesting.

It's amazing how good my memory is, because I remember another show from a long time ago. It was called Beetle Borgs. I felt the need to bring this up because there was one distinct thing I remember. There were three kids, and they had powers, and the black one could snap his fingers and run really fast (damn my memory is sharp, I haven't seen that show in literally over a decade, in fact I'm sure it must've been canceled). And for some reason I remembered that today, and I realized how racist that show was. Of course they make the black guy run fast, so he can avoid the cops and run off with his daily nickel bag of cocaine every day. Damn children shows are racist. Here's a picture, it took me like 10 minutes to find this...