Date of Entry: 10/25/06 There's only one element I've ever heard of, and no, I'm not talking about the elements on the periodic table. I'm talking about the element of surprise. People are always saying "We have the element of surprise". Where are the other elements? Here's a scenario to explain.

"At least we have the element of surprise." (Man 1)
"Yeah but they have the element of powerful guns." (Man 2)
"You moron, guns aren't elements, they're alloys." (Man 3)
"No, they're combinations of alloys!" (Man 4)
"That's not the point!" (Man 2)

As you can see it doesn't work out very well. Here's a nice gun.

This computer is a Windows XP; I used to think it was good, but after a month or so I realized how bad it was. It only has 256MB of RAM! That's so low! And today I put a CD in, and the computer started making this loud noise. I know a lot of computers do this, but this was one loud sound. It's like,
rooooooooooooooRooooooooooooooooooROOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE cuh-lunk cuh-lunk BAM BAM cuh-lunk ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I need a RAM update.