Date of Entry: 11/5/06

This is actually old news, and I'm not sure if it applies to everyone, but GSN was canceled, at least on basic cable. I like GSN, always been a fan, and one day I turn to it and it's MSNBC or something. I thought it was temporary, but it's not, oh god it is not. I've heard of shows getting canceled, but an entire network? Come on! GSN was a good network, I can see TVLand or something getting "terminated" (improper use of quotations right there), but GSN? It's not fair. I'm not even sure if it got moved to digital cable or not, since I don't have digital cable. If it was deleted, a lot of people must have lost their jobs. I'm just kidding, it definitely wasn't totally deleted because GSN.com is still up. How I long for Chuck Woolery (probably not how to spell his name) ...

Date of Entry: 11/6/06

I have to applaud today's modern Jehovah's Witnesses. Back in the day, they would go around and try to convert people directly, but it seems now they know they are hated and back off immediately. Perhaps I'm not being clear. You see, today a woman came to my door. I opened the door after assessing if she would be a threat to my life or not, and she told me she had information. I said, "Okay, I'll take your information." I thought it was a political thing, since the General Election is tomorrow. But I was wrong... so wrong. She handed me the pamphlet and left, and I looked down and it was talking about false religion. I thought it was just a piece of paper with a front and back side, and the back revealed that it was a pamphlet promoting Jehovah's Witnesses, but inside it talked about stuff too. I didn't like it, those Jehovah's Witnesses are too focused on God. How about getting into starting a garden, or shooting birds or, better yet, bald eagles from your roof? That's what I have to say about Jehovah's Witnesses.