Date of Entry: 11/8/06

I like SEO, I've been studying it and applying it for over a year and I know a lot. I saw a company that charged $999 for someone to help SEO your site over a month's time. Whoever takes that deal is so lazy I don't know how they could have even made a website. If somebody has a klean K to spend, they could just buy a lot of links and get to the top of any term, you don't need to spend $999 for someone to tell you that you need to spend another $999 on links. The fact that they're still in business shows how lazy this country is. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go eat my candy dinner and sleep for 16 hours.

Police cars, whenever they come to a stop, they always swerve no matter what. In other words, they swerve in non-swerve situations. Even if they're just stopping for coffee, they'll come in slow, but then speed up and swerve in such a way they take up three parking spaces. Did I mention they were handicapped parking spaces?