Date of Entry: 11/26/06

I don't remember what the song is called, but it has something to do with getting retarded in here. Well, the edited version is "Let's get it started in here", which happens to be more popular than the real, unedited song. Isn't that funny? I thought it was, once I saw the song being used in a car commercial. Just, you know, kinda weird.

There's this soldering gun that can heat up in three seconds, and it cools down immediately after it shuts off. On the commercial, it shows a guy soldering something, then turning it off and touching the tip, all within like two seconds. How did they figure out it could do that? Did they give it to someone and say, "We're pretty sure it will be cool enough to touch, but we'll need a human to test it. If it doesn't work, well, you'll be experiencing the worst pain of your life, but we'll give you $20. And it probably will work, so, just touch it man. Come on, don't be a wussy, just touch it. Chicken! Mooo! Mooooo!"
"That's not the sound a chicken makes."
"I've been misled!"