Date of Entry: 12/5/06

Everytime somebody says, "No pun intended", it's obvious that pun was intended. It's not like you say something, and then something pun-related just comes along naturally. So it is a blatant lie when people say that. BLATANT LIE.
Edit: Holy crap, I was writing something today, and I actually made a pun, and I didn't intend it! That is weird, the same day I write this rant, this happens. What a crazy universe circling around our planet Earth. I've always wondered how the Earth can pull all the planets and the Sun around it, but hey, it's just how things work.

Dasani, or maybe it was Aquafina, had a slogan that said, "Nothing but water". I remember a month after they adopted that slogan, they started making flavored and mineral water, yet they still retained that slogan. I'm not sure what happened to them now, they don't seem to advertise much anymore, but I remember back then I didn't see how it made any sense.