Date of Entry: 1/15/07

Odds are you probably don't live in Baltimore, but based on Saturday's game which a lot of people watched, you probably know about the Ravens vs. Colts game. I'm from Baltimore, so the Ravens are my team. The Colts used to be Baltimore's team, but one day in the middle of the night they got into a bunch of trucks and moved to Indianapolis. I wish I was making that up but it's true, just randomly, nobody knew, they just got up and moved. They couldn't announce it because people would have lied down in front of the trucks so they couldn't leave. What if they did announce it, and then people did lie down in front of it? The next day their bosses (at their jobs...) would say, "You know, I saw what you did, and suicide to save a sports team, well, that's not the characteristic we encourage here. You're fired, get out now before I take out my 12 gauge."

Well, the thing is, Baltimore really needed that win. It wouldn't have just put us into the AFC Championship game, but it would have been the revenge against the Colts. We really needed that revenge. My friend has a shirt that says "FU" with the Colts symbol as a U, and on the back it has a Raven ripping the head and spine off a Colt, and under it, it says, "Now I'm Over It" (over the Colts deserting Baltimore). Since we didn't win that game for the revenge, me and my friend used that shirt as an idea of revenges the Ravens could take. What we need to do is end a Colt player's life, rip his head and spine out, and put it in his family's kitchen and under law make them look at it every single day for 10 minutes. And one time, a government agent would sneak into the house, take the head, and put it on the table. The family would come in, and the agent would use a mechanism to make the mouth move, and make it say, "You let them kill me," scaring the crap out of the family and possibly making the mother have a heart attack, orphaning the children. Or, take the dead body and stuff it into another Colt player's locker, and freak him out when he opens the locker. There should be a mechanism that makes the body pop out really fast when the locker opens. That would really freak the guy out. As you can see by this unusually violent description, I'm not a big fan of the Colts, and I don't even really like football!