Date of Entry: 2/24/07

Read another funny article.

HOLLYWOOD - Movie producers around Hollywood have ingeniously come up with a way to save money and make their movies more realistic. These two things are usually ones that do not pair together, but in this case, they do. Producers and the State are working together to reduce overcrowded prisons by using death row and life sentenced inmates as extras in action movies. In extreme action scenes, where insignificant guards and other bad guys are usually played by extras or low-class actors, the prisoners will be put in. Likewise, real guns with real bullets will replace the fakes, and the prisoners will actually die on-screen. Everyone in the movie industry is excited by this new idea, and are eager to try it out. Even the prisoners are happy about this. One inmate had this to say:

"Ever since I raped and killed those two girls, I thought any chance of me being a star were gone. Now, it's Tyrone's time to shine!"

Date of Entry: 3/10/07

You know how in commercials for lots of food, they go up-close and person with the food, showing it in that shiny, delicious sort of way. McDonalds does that, but it's amazing how different the food is from the commercial, or, going a level lower, the poster in their restaurant. Here's an example. Me and my friend went into Micky D's, and after fatally punching the janitor, decided on something to eat. He saw this like salad thing that looked really good; it did. He gets it, and it is so different. The poster: Perfect, glossy, creamy, delicious. The food: Disgusting, repulsive, and frankly, runny, and frankly, did not taste good (at least, what my friend said). Let's just say if the Mac Donald's be be puttin' on da real foodz on dem deir postas, business would equal the lowz commonz dizzlenizzleminator. Translation: If McDonalds put the way their food really looked on their posters, then people would not buy it.