Date of Entry: 4/21/07

Look at this... my hundredth page of rants. What a milestone in human history. I guess I should reflect on the history of W4t3r. It all started when I said to myself I said, "Mr. Kaabi-face, I think I should be getting myself a site." W4t3r started out as a thing like, "If you have problems, email me and I will help you," but that idea quickly went to the crapper. So, I made the Rants and Crappy Art sections (crappy art is now humorous pictures for SEO purposes). Now, if you visit any of those sections, you'll notice links on the bottom linking to other pages. When you click a page, it turns gray, so that means you're on that page, and all the others are clickable. A script does this, but originally I would manually go back to each page and write out the links, and even write the number of the page you were on and color it gray. As I got to like page 5 or 6, this task became a bitch, I'm serious, it was so tedious, so I had my slavegrammer, that's a portmanteau word of slave and programmer (I'm just kidding, I've actually paid him over a C note...) whip up a script to fix it. And he did, he did it quite good.

So I started making rants. And I made humorous pictures, then crappy art, in my Photoshop class. Since I don't have that class anymore and I don't have photoshop, the Humorous Pictures section is at a standstill for now. Despite this, check out Google: Searched Humorous Pictures. Why, w4t3r.com is #1 for that search, despite that I haven't updated that section in months! That's Google for you, and as you can see, I'm not complaining at all. When you click that link, w4t3r may have dropped down, but right now it is #1! It's also #3 for the word "humorous", so that's awesome.

I should probably explain NonHomonyms. That was actually my first site ever, NonHomonyms.com. Whoops, I forgot to renew it and now it's parked. Interesting. Anyways, when I made w4t3r.com, I made a new hosting account, and I was paying $20 a month for both NonHomonyms and w4t3r.com, so I cut out NonHomonyms and put it into w4t3r.com. I can actually have multiple domains in my hosting account, but I didn't know that then and even if I had I would've made the same decision. Soon, I began adding lots of new categories, categories which I have forgotten about and lay idle. Games, Videos, Music, SkiFree Comics, all idle, IDLE! I occasionally update videos, but all the others are basically dead.

That's basically the history of w4t3r. As of now, I've "sold out", so to speak, and have put multiple affiliate, referral, and contextual ad services (actually only one, AdSense) on my site. Oh, I like money, big surprise!